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What Is 14th February ???

For Those Who Are In Love
Its VALENTINE DAY !!

For Those Who Have Broken Up
Its INDEPENDENCE DAY !!

For Those Who Are In Single
Its REPUBLIC DAY !!
:P :P :P :D

Honhar Beta V/s Nalayak Beta..

Papa- Aage kya krna he..??
Honhar: Bas,
10th me 97% Aa Jaye to 2 Saal ki Tutions&den
IIT,
Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat&IIM,
20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat k liye!!

Nalayak Beta:
Bas Is Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet k
launga,
Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu!
Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate!
Achchhi Nikli to Thik,
Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! :D

New GenEration ;)

1 orat ne 5 Sal k Bachy ko Cigrate Pite Dekha to bachy se Kaha:
Kia Parents ko Maloom hy k Tum Cigrate Peete ho?

BACHA: Dhoowan Chhorte hue,,,

Mohtarma!
Kia ap k shohar ko maloom hy k ap ek ghair mard se baaten kr rhi hyn?
(';') baccha
<) )>rocked
_/\_ anti shoked :-D